Plane Food Poisoning etc

When eating the dish that you see below I began to have a very unpleasant thought. What if something went terribly wrong with the food service (it is hard to imagine that plane food could get lunch worse)?  What if all of us eating the tortellini below became sick?  The scarce plane bound toilet resource would become a hotly contested battleground.

I did however enjoy my chicken and pork stuffing sandwich.  One wonders where the threshold in sandwich contents lies where on one side it is meat and on the other side it is stuffing?

Like all kids, Tara and Riley were seat kickers as I once was in my youth.  However, my Dad would have none of that and passed that gene to me.  Tara had a stubborn case of seat kicking and today she got a taste of her own medicine as she was kicked incessently all the way from London to Rome.  When asked, Tara said she is now glad that I was so intent on making her stop.  Children obey your parents and it will go well with you.